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Test for Smart People. I have determined that you qualify.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?Wrong Answer:

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old. Post this to frustrate all of your smart friends.

PS: Just the fact that I posted it for you should make you feel good.

Bill Cosby – Natural Child Birth Pt. 2

This cracks me up. I hope it makes you smile today too!

I love my husband!

When he does occasionally snore, I nudge him and he rolls over. Even if he does not, at least I know he is in bed, next to me. This is a good thing!

Thoughts on Don Imus via The Wittenburg Door

EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT DON IMUS HAS BEEN SAID, EXCEPT FOR THIS:

“The prolonged ritualistic dismemberment of the talk radio host was instigated and carried out by two ministers of the gospel. Hey, guys, what happened to Matthew 18? What happened to discovering your brother in an error … and going to him privately and asking him to repent?”

Read the rest of it HERE

Sound Familiar?

Friday morning funny…………

Your laugh for this morning

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